Quotes from Mark Twain


 

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I do not like work even when someone else does it.


 

I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it.


 

When I think of the number of disagreeable people that I know who have gone to a better world, I am sure hell won't be so bad at all.


 

I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.


 

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre but they are more deadly in the long run.


 

Suppose you were an idiot...And suppose you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself.


 

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